Pragmatic Paddy

I was talking to a friend and we were discussing the next version of the iPhone. We figured it needed to get cheaper for it to get more market penetration. Then it hit me, obviously the next version of the iPhone will be the iPhone shuffle. It will only have one button, that randomly calls people in your phone list. Jobs will introduce it like this, “We have been following trends in phone usage and many people use their phone just to blabber to people and tell them stuff that the other person doesn’t care about. Drunk Dialing is another hot trend. I present the iPhone Shuffle”.